Godfrey Gao for August Man
loads of reblogs.Ask me anything
Laverne: Nicole, does your belief system now change, in which you now know you don’t need him to be there?
Nicole: No. I think what happens is it turns into less a conversation about my blackness and more about relating to humanity, because that’s really what we’re trying to do. We’re just realizing that people are capable of doing it. We’re underestimating people because people said we weren’t viable. [x]
" Unreal Estate " by Tim Doyle
Bleeding Gums Murphy!!
Oh my gosh, because yes, what we needed was a Daniel Danger-style take on Springfield. This is amazing.
Marvel Studios presents Avengers: Age of Ultron, the epic follow-up to the biggest Super Hero movie of all time. When Tony Stark tries to jumpstart a dormant peacekeeping program, things go awry and Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, including Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye, are put to the ultimate test as the fate of the planet hangs in the balance. As the villainous Ultron emerges, it is up to The Avengers to stop him from enacting his terrible plans, and soon uneasy alliances and unexpected action pave the way for an epic and unique global adventure.
Marvel’s Avengers: Age of Ultron stars Robert Downey Jr., who returns as Iron Man, along with Chris Evans as Captain America, Chris Hemsworth as Thor and Mark Ruffalo as The Hulk. Together with Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow and Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye, and with the additional support of Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury and Cobie Smulders as Agent Maria Hill, the team must reassemble to defeat James Spader as Ultron, a terrifying technological villain hell-bent on human extinction. Along the way, they confront two mysterious and powerful newcomers, Wanda Maximoff, played by Elizabeth Olsen, and Pietro Maximoff, played by Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and meet an old friend in a new form when Paul Bettany becomes Vision.
#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck
and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla
i was in the midst of taking a big gulp of my drink when I scrolled past this post and I nearly died choking on it I’m still coughing what the fuck
iconic video of my childhood
I still regularly quote this.
I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is. Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.
still say “HOKAY” and “well have a nap ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” it is 2013
I do too and it is now 2014
Recovered footage of the still-at-large spree killer in Washington DC.
Sir Ian McKellen brings me joy on a daily basis.
it’s ok, steve. we’re as confused as you are.
I’m dying this is basically the novelization written by Hero Captain Steve Rogers America. Just imagine him sat at his little keyboard, typing laboriously. “Soldiers shared a lot with one another,” he types. “And often one of those things was losing a friend in battle.”
“‘Who the heck is Bucky?’ the Winter Soldier asked, looking back at Cap with a blank stare. Steve could see in that moment no trace of the kind, warm, loving, joyful, honorable, loyal, valiant soldier with whom he had once been so proud— the proudest— to serve, whom he had carried in his arms away from brutal torture, his best buddy who deserved to be remembered more than he did, because he was the best. All that remained were his stunning cheekbones and his proud, beautiful chin, the bow-like lips that Steve would have known anywhere.”
"Steve," Natasha says, "No."
"You know what. It has to go. And the stuff about Sam’s radiant laugh."
"You’re mad that I said you admitted that you don’t know everything, aren’t you?"
"I have a reputation to maintain, Steve."